34. Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
So like a good Christian, Sean tells me
"WTF I sees a fan oscillating but the blades aren't moving, just like women, working very hard at zero efficiency!"
God would be proud of him.
Does that make God sexist? Maybe.
Did I quote the Bible out of context? Maybe.
Do I care? Probably not.
Is it funny? HELL YEAH.
Guys, the next time your women doesn't listen to you, tell them they're going to hell.
Is it a coincidence that the Alabama man comes from the country where it's a Christian majority?
Once again, maybe.