Y Wednesday, May 13, 2009
11:28 pm
Oh lookie, time bomb's here. Mid Year Exams. Do or die.Actually no, if I screw it up I just get a one way ticket out of CJ, not in a manner I'd prefer. But eh, time to open them eyes. Kgo!
Anyway, I read an article some time back, about some fella complaining about VS boys leaving their food uncleared in McDonald's. They're now failures, and everything they have achieved amounts to naught, because she says so, and because her mum, an ex VS girl said so.
Ex VS girl? OLOLOLOLOLOL.
Alright no point being retarded about it. Some VS alumni replied and was reasonably civil and diplomatic about it. Hey we're humans as well. On top of that, we're Singaporeans. I'm willing to bet you, at some point of your life, didn't clear your tray as well. It's not something you do in Singapore. It's okay lady, we aren't gonna chew your ass out like you did to those poor, poor juniors of mine.
They're failures, every last one of them. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T CLEAR THE FUCKING TRAY. FROM NOW ON, IF YOU DON'T CLEAR YOUR FUCKING TRAY, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE, YOU HEAR? I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE DRAGON EMPEROR OR SUPREME GODLIKE CHANCELLOR. NO CLEARED TRAYS = FAILURE, BECAUSE SHE SED SO.
Yeah. That was my interpretation of her message in a nutshell. Do us all a favour and don't send your kid to VS, he'll become a failure as well, because apparently our teachers don't teach kids to clear their trays. Failures.
Oh, and might I add, she mentioned that they stacked cups and stuff. That meant they, at the very least, had consideration for the staff. Shoot self in foot much? Once again it's just not done here. You want trays to be cleared? Go live in the USA. Don't forget to tip them as well. What? They're failures because you have to tip them? GASP.
It's within their job scope. Sure, you can clear it for them, but I doubt they'd be thankful. They still have to wipe the table down, by the way.
You know what? I take everything back.
1/10 for effort. Thanks for playing, lady.