Y Saturday, April 25, 2009
8:57 pm
The whole Twilight series is a cash cow. The books are crap, the movie is even shittier, and the only reason why I read the first hundred or so pages of the book was because I kept expecting this whole conflict between vampires and werewolves.Wrong book? No, not really.
If it was any good I'd have read on. I'm okay with the whole romance thing, but the characters are so hollow, cliched and have no flaws it isn't even funny.
Know why the newest novel, Midnight $un is cancelled?
It's a ploy by Meyers and her publishers to get people begging for it, so she can release Midnight $un as a whole new series to the Twil-fail universe! People being the idiots they are, will lap it all up no matter how much crappier it has become and call it a good book.
After Midnight $un, it'll probably be Dusky Light or White Night or some other weird arse title that gives vague references to times of the day. There's only one time of the day in the Twilight universe though, it is that of fail o'clock.
Don't read that stuff. You have been forewarned.
You see I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is well I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen