Y Monday, March 02, 2009
11:43 pm
Things don't just 'get better'.Problems don't get solved 'in time'.
Miracles don't just 'happen'.
Hot streaks of bad luck don't just disappear.
Yes, and that is one hot, hot, hot streak I have. I made sure I brought my tie today. Awesome. Check.
PE today, hell, lucky I realized it was an Odd week, so I made double sure I had my PE attire.
But you know Murphy's Law. If you can fuck up, you will fuck up. Untangled my ear phones while on the bus home, sticky, warm and generally just unhappy, but relieved to be out of school.
Only for some godforsaken reason, I removed the clip on the wire, dropped it, and it got swallowed by the jaws of bad luck, never to be seen again. Great, so now my earphones pop out whenever I stretch or move.
Ooo but I never ever use the clip. No need what.
Yeah, fuck it, you try connecting it to a phone. An extra long wire that sometimes gets caught in your pocket. You jerk your head the wrong way and the earphone gets yanked outta your ear. Not nice, since it's noise cancellation, the sudden change in pressures mean a very, very painful ear.
Then there was a CJ girl sitting behind me in the bus, sleeping. It was kinda cute, her head hung back and her mouth wide open, almost lulz worthy. The bus stopped at PP and she jumped up like 2 seconds later, her head turning all 360. I found it hilarious.
Until I somehow smashed my head on a beam when I got off.
No idea how the fuck it happened, but who's the blur idiot now eh, Ian?
On the way home, it started to rain.
Then it stopped.
Seriously, if you wanted to rain on my parade, just go all the way, Don't fuck around like that.