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Y Monday, November 10, 2008
9:07 am
Uh, since I might not survive this trip to JB, I figure I might as well draft the will here. My lawyer can take a look later. The limited stuff that I have access to or own will get carved up and distributed accordingly.

My xbox goes to my brother, Jan.

My WoW account has all its assets liquidated and distributed amongst Eyun, Venial, Uncyclopedia, Zaral.. ah fuck it, everyone I know IRL.

My laptop goes to MC, so he no longer has to disconnect due to his overheating.

Fuck, okay. I just hate the fucking place. Jesus. Updates on the fail trip later. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY DID I EVER AGREE. 13 HOUR SHOPPING SPREE JESUS CHRIST WTF?