My xbox goes to my brother, Jan.
My WoW account has all its assets liquidated and distributed amongst Eyun, Venial, Uncyclopedia, Zaral.. ah fuck it, everyone I know IRL.
My laptop goes to MC, so he no longer has to disconnect due to his overheating.
Fuck, okay. I just hate the fucking place. Jesus. Updates on the fail trip later. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY DID I EVER AGREE. 13 HOUR SHOPPING SPREE JESUS CHRIST WTF?