Y Sunday, October 05, 2008
2:10 am
Today's a bad day.I didn't do much, two MCQs and looked through my errors.
Too many. I'm fucked. So if history and chem passes, I'll probably promote. If not, I'm fucked, and if I retain, I'll be fucking upset and emo. No shit. Lawl.
Anyway, onto the funny.
Someone, can't quite remember who, think it was Dan, told me that Spongebob had sexual connotations and innuendos in it. I didn't quite buy it - for christ's sakes, it's a kid's cartoon. Retardedly funny, wholesome family fun. Or so you thought. Today, I've found out otherwise.
Enter Spongebob Squarepants blowing bubbles episode. The one where he offers bubbles for a quarter each. Then Patrick realizes he can't quite blow any bubbles, and Spongebob offers lessons for a quarter each. Okay. Next part.
Squidward tries to blow bubbles, and flat out refuses to use Spongebob's ridiculous technique. Understandable. Eventually he caves, because whilst Spongebob manages to blow complex, beautiful soap bubbles that come with all sorts of wondrous sounds, Squidward manages bubbles that defy gravity and fall to the ground with a fart.
Then he tries Spongebob's weird dance/ritual. It worked. Spongebob cheers, and I quote directly from him.
"See Squidward? It's all about your blowing technique."
Blowing technique.
Did I also mention that Squidward's a... squid? Kinda like an octopus, he has 8 tentacles. *wink*
Go figure.