Yeah that quote was plastered on the loading screen when I hit "Enter World."
Pfft. Bring my friends to Azeroth? That'd be a bloody crime against humanity. Friends don't let friends play WoW. S'like introducin' 'em to effin drugs. Besides, Blizz earns about SGD25 x 7 million = Noiwon'tbothertocount every month. Quite adequate, in my opinion. Pfft.
Go outside of Azeroth? Yes yes, in a bit. I will. Anyway, blood pressure's rising. Game seems to have bugged out and refuses to load despite at 100%. WTF BLIZZ. I PAID MY 25. WHY AIN'T IT WORKING? /wrists.
Anyway, I dropped by Darren's place on Sunday, because Bfoo wanted me to get out of the house, but I went there and. WoWed. Because there was absolutely nothing else to do. Forgive me. Joy finally got her Warcraft III, and the crazy girl spent most of her time DotA-ing.
Seems like she DotAs till 3 am. Roflapuffles. And I'm supposed to be the addict here? See people, I am NOT addicted!
Gonna fix that shitty loading screen problem. Eff you blizz.
Ah ha, Christmas. Its shadow is close to darkening our doorstep again. Think you'll remember what you promised? I doubt so. Not expecting anything, as I've long learned to do.