Y'know when I said I had a fighting chance for A maths? It's time to re-look that. More like Paper 1 was this really shiny looking object with a worm stuck on it. Now if I could have just one bite..
OW FUCK. IT'S A FUCKING HOOK.
Thank you for screwing me over again, ya? Well done Maths dept. Whoever set the paper, I'll eat your babies and beat you to death with a bat. Heck, we're the worst batch in recent history (omg see what i did thar?) So you're NOT going to moderate English and REFUSE to give us a fighting chance for our papers.
Screw this. Come eat at Parkway Builder's mac's after Os, like for the first 3 months. I'll serve ya with a smile.
Side note: Chem A2. Wow that's great isn't it? Oh wait, I'm gonna fail Geog, a maths and physics. Fuck that.
Dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.