Y Tuesday, August 28, 2007
9:34 pm
Had English and E maths today. Disappointing, not unexpected, I can forget about getting into a JC for the first 3 months. Or 2, whatever. At the very least, I finished my E maths paper 1 with little difficulty. Yes, I did finish it but guess what? Didn't have time to check it. Big woop. Heh.English.. poor time management sums it all up. Thank you once again, Paper 2, for killing all the effort I put into Paper 1.
*Pulls pants down*
*Bends over*
*Braces self*
"THANK YOU SIR CAN I HAVE MORE?"
But something very retarded and funny happened today though. We boarded an SBS bus to MPLB after lunch at PP. (And 2 walks in the rain. Now ain't that hawt? 6 wet guys. ROFL.) So, everything seemed to be normal...
DUN DUN DUN.
Bus driver started saying "HEY YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE. CLOSE. THAT ONE CLOSE. *incomprehensible gibberish of dialect and.. English? Russian. No wait, Tamil. Wait what?* YES CLOSE. THE BABY THAT ONE. CLOSE."
Then he got OUT of his seat and walked towards us.
Everyone went "WTF?"
He went "CLOSE."
Oh. Who woulda thunk?!
So after that 2 minutes of brain-damaging conversation, a man holding onto a pram (which housed his sleeping baby. ku chi kuchi!) looked at him and said "No it's fine, I'll hold it tight. I've been on many buses and it's okay."
"NO NO. IT NOT OKAY! MY COMPENEE POLISEE! CANNOT CANNOT. YOU WANT SEET BUS MUST CLOSE. CLOSE."
"No, look. I've been on many buses and it's OKAY. I don't understand the rational behind this!"
"NO NO. CLOSE CLOSE. CANNOT OPEN."
Then he ran off back to his seat, and refused to start the bus. End result was a whole lot of VERY confused people in the bus and at the bus stop. No one could get in as the door was closed, and those inside were staring at bus driver.
After a bit, the red-headed stepchild came back and said "HEY. CLOSE. CANNOT OPEN. COMPENEE POLISEE. I TALK TO MY SUUPEELEOR, HE SAY CANNOT. YOU WANT MUST GIVE ENN ARR I SEE AND FONE NUMBA."
"Damn right I'll give you my number and NRIC. I'm going to personally write a letter to SBS transit and complain about this ridiculous policy." He turned to another person and said
"Evidently he hasn't had kids."
Then my favourite part.
"Look, just go drive your bus, please. I'll give you my details after this. Just go. Drive your bus. Yes. Go."
Damn straight.
That guy must have been dropped on the head at birth, and definitely looks it. Bus finally got started and everyone was laughing at the dumb sod. Poor sap, he kept looking back and had that dirty look on his face whenever we laughed.
Irony? The bus had an advertisement which was about some baby product.
Rest of the day was uneventful. Didn't get to see my maid of bout 3 years off. Kinda sad to see her go, but I guess where these farewells are concerned, I've been desensitized. Now I'm not uncompassionate; even vets lose their enthusiasm and "omg this animal so pooor thing." after the 100th animal.
Well, so during a break, I decided to Google "i luv euu w0rx" for the heck of it. There were actually results. Kind DO NOT tag or leave any comments on the following link - I just want to share what I found.
http://cherishmiif0rever.blogspot.com/
I might just be stupid, but it took me a few tries to comprehend anything. Your average teeny-bopper Singaporean school girl. DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PERMANENT LOSS IN INTELLIGENCE.
Tell me if you guys know of a girl our age and still types like that. I'd be interested to read.
Damnnit I need to sell my property and get out =\.