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Y Sunday, March 04, 2007
9:54 pm
WTB ASPRIN. WILL PAY AS MUCH AS NEEDED.

Gawd I'm in paaain. 3 ulcers in my mouth and a very enthusiastic wisdom tooth desperate to see the world. Then there's this pain for people who don't usually bowl.

I was against it from the very beginning. But we HAD to go bowling. But I NEEDED to get my hair cut. But I DIDN'T want to get it done at Marina. But they HAD to bowl at Marina.

Damn Chia caught me for my hair on Friday, because I was laying back in class. Read: Laying back. Not sleeping. The blithering idiot accused me of sleeping. So I told him "You're putting words in my mouth, sir."

That wasn't accusation, right?

Heeee yeahhh. Sureeeee. You don't go around telling people what they're doing and expect them to take the shit you fling at them.

But I'm sure y'all know how it is with the uncouth. I got shouted at. Okay, cool. I'm pretty damned sure I'm clean as far as school records are concerned. Maybe a little late work, but never something serious like truancy, theft etc.

Which meant my phone was NOT on. (For those who don't already know, I GOT A PHONE!) So naturally, that's one potential griefing opportunity show down right in front of him. The next avenue? Socks.

Too bad I'm one step ahead.

"You wanna see my socks too?" *Sticks leg up, rolls up trousers.*

"EH BOY YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

The hell? No, I wasn't TELLING you what to do. I ASKED a question. In fact, I saved you from having to ask at all. Then you had to be all silly and shout at me. See, in the end, more energy is wasted. Never mind. It'll help in reducing the spare tire(s).

On to the arm pain. Bowling, is painful. It hurts the fingers, the palm, the arm and the shoulder. Dad says it doesn't matter even if you fail to hit any pins, but just get your style right. To that extent, I agree. If you give me a choice between bowling gracefully, not hitting anything much and looking like a caveman striking every now and then, I'd much rather take flight as the swan, thank you very much.

For a total newbie who hasn't bowled more than 5 times, 78 isn't too bad, right? The fact that the last time I bowled was say, 4 months ago, should be taken into account as well.

I swear the next time, I'm getting more than a hundred.

EDIT: OMFG MY EAR PIECE. THE RUBBER THINGY CAME OUT WTF.